SOMETIMES YOU BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW
Just because you are small doesn't mean that you have to be afraid of things bigger than you, even things that are much bigger.
This is Goliath, ruler of the Exumas Land and Sea Park. At least he thinks he is the ruler of the park.
He struts his stuff in all his scaly glory.
He is a lizard with attitude.
Someone must have told him that he is protected on this island, and so he pushes his brazen envelope to go where no lizard has gone before.
Goliath peeks over a rock, surveying his domain for invaders.
It's his job to insure that no one passes this way without showing due respect for Goliath of Lizard Land.
Here is a translation of Goliath's thoughts from lizard language into English.
"Oh, Oh. Here comes a bunch of yachties walking on the trail to Boo Boo Hill. I better get out there and show them who's boss. I'll just climb over the edge of this rock, arch my back, bare my claws, and let them see me in attack mode."
"Ok you yachties. If you come any closer, you are in big trouble. I am poised for action."
"My needle sharp claws and ferocious bite will teach you a lesson you'll never forget!"
" That's right. You're in Lizard Land now, and I'm the one in charge here."
"Take a look at this yachtie. He's bending down to take a picture."
" I'm going to make his day. I'll out flank him and attack from the rear."
" First I'll hop up on his shoe and check out his heel. This dude's got Tevas on, and so he has good taste. But what I really want to know is whether he tastes good."
"Take a look at those buns".
"If I bite them, I might be biting off more than I can chew."
" I may be Goliath, ruler of Lizard Land, but sometimes prudence is the better part of valor."
" I'll let David live this time. After all, it's pretty obvious....if David and Goliath ever get into a battle, Goliath will emerge the winner."
Life is good.
Awesome music video that captures the essence of what it's like to sail offshore in a catamaran around the world when conditions are less than perfect. David Abbott from Too Many Drummers sings the vocals, and he also edited the footage from our Red Sea adventures. This is the theme song from the Red Sea Chronicles.
Sailing up the Red Sea is not for the faint of heart. From the Bab al Mandeb to the Suez Canal, adventures and adversity are in abundance. If you take things too seriously, you just might get the Red Sea Blues.
If you like drum beats, and you like adventure, then have a listen to the Red Sea Chronicles Trailer.
Flying fish assault Exit Only in the middle of the night as we sail through the Arabian Gulf from the Maldives to Oman. And so begins our Red Sea adventures.
Sailing through Pirate Alley between Yemen and Somalia involves calculated risk. It may not be Russian Roulette, but it is a bit of a worry. Follow Team Maxing Out as they navigate through Pirate Alley.
Stopping in Yemen was just what the doctor ordered. We refueled, repaired our alternator, and we made friends with our gracious Yemeni hosts. We also went to Baskins Robbins as a reward for surviving Pirate Alley.
After you survive Pirate Alley, you must sail through the Gate of Sorrows (Bab Al Mandab) at the southern entrance to the Red Sea. The Gate of Sorrows lived up to its name with fifty knots of wind and a sandstorm that pummeled Exit Only for two days. Life is good.
Join Team Maxingout as they sail through Pirate Alley and up the Red Sea
See what it's like to cruise on a catamaran before you spend a bazillion dollars purchasing one
After watching the Red Sea Chronicles you will be able to see yourself sailing on the ocean of your dreams
Although I like the feel of a paper book in my hand, I love trees even more. When people purchase an eBook, they actually save trees and save money as well. Ebooks are less expensive and have no negative impact on the environment. All of Dr. Dave's books are available at Save A Tree Bookstore. Visit the bookstore today and start putting good things into your mind. It's easy to fill your mind with positive things using eBooks. No matter where you are or what you are doing, you can pull out your smart phone or tablet and start reading. You can even use electronic highlighters and make annotations in your eBooks just like paper books.