If jellyfish had a brain we would all be in trouble.  They would probably take over the oceans with their tentacles of mass destruction.

When I sailed in the South Pacific and Australia, I often saw large jellyfish that were about the size of a human brain.  I'm grateful that God didn't give them a brain like ours.  There would  be no end to the mischief they could conceive and inflict upon the world.  Just imagine what the oceans would be like if jellyfish had a brain, tentacles, and testicles.  Words like world domination start popping into my mind.  Fortunately, jellyfish float passively through life, and they don't understand their power. 

I don't believe in evolution, but if I did, perhaps jellyfish would be the missing link between humans and lower life forms.  After all, millions of people live as if they don't have a brain, they float passively through life, and they don't understand their power.

I'm thinking about starting a new theory called devolution.  The cardinal principle of devolution is that humans are devolving into jellyfish.  According to this theory, we didn't evolve from jellyfish; instead, they devolved from us.  If you stop and think about it, you'll see that devolution makes a great deal of sense.  If you don't ever turn on your brain, if you are floating passively through life, and if you don't understand your own power, you might as well be a jellyfish.

I am going to tell the liberal establishment about this new theory.  It makes at least as much sense as the theory of evolution, and I might even get it taught in schools.

If children believed in devolution, they would probably do better in school.  We could tell them if they didn't use their brain, it would atrophy and turn into jelly.  That should build a fire under average students and turn them into overachievers.

I confess that I don't believe in evolution or devolution.  I believe in creation.  God not only created me and gave me a brain, He also expects me to turn it on and use it full time to make the world a better place.  God gave me legs to walk in the direction of my dreams, and He gave me arms so I could work hard to make them come true.  No drifting for me.  God gave me all the power I need to live a life of excellence.  In fact, there is no limit to how good my life can become.  God did the same for you.

So what's it going to be?  Are you going to devolve into a jellyfish or take your birthright and run with it?  You only get one life, and it would be a shame to spend it as a jelly.


Life is good.


Log 1 Peter Pan Around the World
Log 2 Weapons of Mackerel Destruction
Log 3 Pirates of the Malacca Straits
Log 4 Kissing Cobras
Log 5 Debriosaurus Rex
Log 6 Go Ahead - Live Your Dreams

Log 7 The Man Who Built His House on a Rock
Log 8 Ambivalent Eagles
Log 9 One-Shovel Full at a Time
Log 10 Hitchhiker's Guide to Planet Earth

Log 11 Keeshond

Log 12 The Red Sea Blues

Log 13 Feel the Freedom

Log 14 The Danger Zone

Log 15 Lucky Man
Log 16 Dream Machines - Land Rover Defenders

Log 17 Trade Wind Dreams
Log 18 Logs With Fins
Log 19 Everywhere, Everything
Log 20 Shark Slayer Is History

Log 21 Viking Funeral - Burial at Sea
Log 22 Improbable and Impossible

Log 23 Keep on Trucking
Log 24 Dream Machines II
Log 25 Bodysurfing Whales
Log 26 Hitting the Wall
Log 27 Surviving the Savage Seas

Log 28 The Next Step
Log 29 Welcome to Barbados
Log 30 Atlantic Rally for Cruisers
Log 31 The Man with the Unplan
Log 32 Dali Dolphins
Log 33 Flying Like a Turtle
Log 34 The Foolish Man Built His House on a Pitch Lake
Log 35 Go West Young Man
Log 36 Crossing the Atlantic in a Row Boat
Log 37 The Unsinkable HMS Diamond Rock
Log 38 Catamaran Capsize in 170 mph Winds
Log 39 When Are You Coming Home?

Log 40 Master and Commander of Anegada - Frigate Birds
Log 41 Baths of Virgin Gorda - Batholiths of Central Arabia

Log 42 Free at Last
Log 43 Stalking the Wild Manatee

Log 44 Spreaderman
Log 45 Attack of the Flesh Eating Bees
Log 46 Sharks and Coconuts
Log 47 Stingray Picnic
Log 48 Boo Boo Hill
Log 49 Whale Slayers
Log 50 Noddies (Not Naughty)


Log 51 Exumas Land and Sea Park
Log 52 David and Goliath
Log 53 Turquoise Clouds of Paradise

Log 54 Momma Nightjar
Log 55 Maximillian The Great
Log 56 Chiton Kingdom
Log 57 Flying and Holding On
Log 58 Far Horizons
Log 59 Clouds Are a Sailor's Friend
Log 60 Getting Connected
Log 61 Fear
Log 62 Grand Schemes and Other Important Things
Log 63 If Jellyfish Had a Brain
Log 64 Cousins That Don't Kiss
Log 65 Swimming With Sharks
Log 66 Perfect the Way You Are
Log 67 Space Travelers
Log 68 Aliens
Log 69 Monsters of the Mind
Log 70 My Butterfly Collection
Log 71 Somewhere Other Than Here Societies
Log 72 Five-Hundred Pound Spiders
Log 73 Red Sea Sunsets
Log 74 Gibraltar Sunrise
Log 75 Big Sea - Small Ship
Log 76 Just Cruising
Log 77 Castle Mania
Log 78 You Must Know the Sea
Log 79 Flying Like a Goat
Log 80 The Joy of Photography
Log 81 Universal Camouflage
Log 82 My Rainbow Collection
Log 83 Indian Ocean Reward
Log 84 Fiber W
Log 85 Turkish Reflections
Log 86 Mirrors and Mirages
Log 87 Lycean Tombs Rock
Log 88 Rigging Emergency
Log 89 Pamukkale
Log 90 Volcano Land
Log 91 Sniffing the Air
Log 92 Why I Don't Kite Surf
Log 93 Resurrecting Exit Only in Turkey
Log 94 Greased Pole Competition
Log 95 Tsunami Damage
Log 96 Afraid of Living
Log 97 Living on the Edge
Log 98 Borneo Adventure
Log 99 Uligamu Tree Tender with Full Benefits
Log 100 God's Fireworks Display

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